Come they told me,
Please, Plumber Boy, come
Our toilet's leaking, see
Needs, plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb
All plumbing tools I bring
Not only just some
Their toilet is leaking
Needs plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb
Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb
Plumb, plumb, plumb, plumb

Clogged clear to the rim
With scum, scum, scum, scum
Maximum

Fetch my plunger
Out from, from, from, from
The plumbing van I drive
While chewing my gum
No use, it needs snaking
My fingers are numb
That too, is not working
Ho, hum, hum, hum, hum
Hum, hum, hum, hum,
Hum, hum, hum, hum

Poke and prod it,
Unclogged, will not come
It's liquid plumber time
About to succumb
Amazed, it worked, the grime
And sewage have swum
I spent half hour's time
That's ninety bucks, chum
Please pay that sum
Goin' for rum....

Tuckered out, Plumb..