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Song Parodies -> "Clock Of Rages"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Of Ages"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Clock Of Rages"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Clock Of Rages, go away
Here in bed, I wish to stay
Stop your ringing, be unwound
So alarming is your sound...
Shatter not my favorite dream
Halle Berry and whipped cream
Clock Of Rages, so two faced
Fast around, your hands have raced
I am prone to rest much more
Must I smack you to the floor?
Have you no kind sympathy
For the dead of night, and me?
Clock Of Rages, cease your gong
Yours is not my favorite song
Vile vibrations are insane
Rattle shelves and my poor brain
Like a cellphone, low you rate
Two inventions we all hate
Clock Of Rages, harsh thy ring
Not an ear drum Krupa thing
Making me a nervous wreck
I must move up to high tech
Timepiece subtle, I shall choose
One that has two hour snooze...
Here in bed, I wish to stay
Stop your ringing, be unwound
So alarming is your sound...
Shatter not my favorite dream
Halle Berry and whipped cream
Clock Of Rages, so two faced
Fast around, your hands have raced
I am prone to rest much more
Must I smack you to the floor?
Have you no kind sympathy
For the dead of night, and me?
Clock Of Rages, cease your gong
Yours is not my favorite song
Vile vibrations are insane
Rattle shelves and my poor brain
Like a cellphone, low you rate
Two inventions we all hate
Clock Of Rages, harsh thy ring
Not an ear drum Krupa thing
Making me a nervous wreck
I must move up to high tech
Timepiece subtle, I shall choose
One that has two hour snooze...
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a nice spiritual little ditty to that rarest of rare...products that are intentionally designed to disturb
555, is good. It sounds like me(except I trying to have cat-girl harem dreams). ^___^
We're on a wavelength again -- not topic, but circadian rhythm. "Halle Berry and whipped cream" and "ear drum Krupa" - either you're on a roll lately, or your humor is getting even better and more complex. Alarm goes off at 5:55, but it's pm, not am. - TT
I love your parody of a thing I love to hate. 555
btw, your question at "Wasting Away" was answered :)
thanks, alvin.........................thanks, Stephen...nothin' wrong with higher numbers.....................Thanks, Tommy...I didn't notice the connection, till you mention it...yeah..it is in a similar vein...Thanks, for the comp..but, you, John Barry, and Johnny D are the intellects and kings of complexity....I just rattle around down here in the basement, with these...
Thanks, Rick C.....yeah, I read on the web, that a.clocks and cellphones are the two most hated objects..
At least people don't run around with clocks glued to their ears.
The clock says 1:47 am, so I'll leave this comment and go. 555 earplugs
DKTOS, only Def Leppard's song by this name. I know the parody content all too well. Alarm clocks never last more than a few months around here - seems pounding your fist into the snooze button isn't good for Taiwanese-made electronics.5:55.
Funny image, TT.............thanks, Larry..earplugs a good idea..........thanks, Red Ant..yeah, modern technology...just don't make em like those old spring winders, anymore...
I'm setting my alarm for 5:55 AM
Thanks, PMS
I'm with Red Ant; the only song I know by this title is the Def Leppard one (which is obviously different altogether from this); however, I trust that it is perfectly paced, so I will vote 5-5-5.
Thanks, Ferragamo
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