Old MacDonald had a firm
Thanks to Viagra..

And with his firm he nailed some chicks
Thanks to Viagra..

Got a hot chick, here,
And a hot chick, there,
Here a chick, there a chick,
Everywhere a hot chick,

Old MacDonald had a firm
E-I-E-I-O

And with his firm he tried some pigs
Bestial, he did go

Had a big pig here,
And a small pig there,
Here a pig, there a pig
Really made a pig jig,

Old MacDonald had a firm
E-I-E-I-O

And with his firm he did a cow
Bessie loved it so

Had a moo cow here,
And a moo cow there,
Here a cow, there a cow
One young heifer moo-ed, "Ow!"

Old MacDonald had a firm
E-I-E-I-O

And with his firm he mauled a mule
E-I-E-I-O
Got a heehaw here
And a heehaw there
Here a hee, there a haw
Made old Jenny seesaw..

Old MacDonald had a firm
E-I-E-I-O

Four hours, still erect, his worm
Down it wouldn't go
Jumped in his old car
Drove off to E.R.
Hit a tree, broke in three
Bobbitted his "Wee Wee"

Old MacDonald had a firm
Doesn't anymore...