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Song Parodies -> "Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
There's my grill
In a snowdrift
Dig it out
Till there's no drift
Then, ignite the gas
While freezin' my ass,
Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland
Cold as hell,
I'm a die hard
Wife wants wok,
Gotta' try hard
In eskimo clothes
With frost on my nose,
Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland
Outdoor mercury tells me it's zero
With a wind chill that's thirty below
Here am I, her freakin' Emeril Hero
Ya' gotta' please a pregnant wife, you know..
Wendy waits by the doorstep
Trudgin' snow, just one more step
Her dinner is done
So's my frozen buns,
(From) Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland..
Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland
In a snowdrift
Dig it out
Till there's no drift
Then, ignite the gas
While freezin' my ass,
Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland
Cold as hell,
I'm a die hard
Wife wants wok,
Gotta' try hard
In eskimo clothes
With frost on my nose,
Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland
Outdoor mercury tells me it's zero
With a wind chill that's thirty below
Here am I, her freakin' Emeril Hero
Ya' gotta' please a pregnant wife, you know..
Wendy waits by the doorstep
Trudgin' snow, just one more step
Her dinner is done
So's my frozen buns,
(From) Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland..
Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland
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Hot parody for cool weather. 555.
This parody had some serious bite to it! Yummmmmm....
Workin, yep, I can relate, it's no funderland. 555!
Fire up the wok thaw out his socks. 555
Wunderbar.
Fun stuff! And, luckily, MSG lowers the freezing point to 555 paro-grade...
clever twist
Thanks, Susanna, Matthias, Yoidy, Carol, John, TJC...(Hey, glad to see ya' back), and thanks, alvin.
Cute take on the OS
I reverse Susanna's comment - cool parody for hot weather - bushfires are currently rampaging thorugh our state of Victoria Australia, so wokking in the snow is a wistful thought - 555
Thanks, PMS....and Stuart....been seeing on cable channels about those wild fires over there...not to make light of it...but, we're have some Bush fires of a different kind, over here too
It doesn't snow where I live, but I know what frozen buns feel like.
A "why didn't I think of this?" parody. Great stuff, AFW, though rhyming "drift" with itself? C'mon, you're a better writer than that (I only nitpick writers whose parodies I love. ;)) 555. How about "Wok This Way" or " I Wokked All Night" next?
555 ... and the only way you'll see Christopher wokkin' is if he gets more cow bell ... he's GOTTA have MORE COW BELL!!
LOL to this and Johnny's comment, 555!
Thanks, Ann....and Red Ant...no, drift, and iself, don't rhyme..no drift and snow drift do :)....Thanks, Johnny...great pun...and thanks, Jack
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