On the first date, I kissed miss,
My true love said to me:
"Your part rigid must spare me."

On the second date, I kissed miss,
My true love said to me:
"'schew* spurting love,
'cause your part livid must spare me."

On the third date, I kissed miss,
My true love said to me:
"Please French, then,
"'schew spurting love,
'cause your part dippèd must spare me."

On the fourth date, I kissed miss,
My true love said to me:
"Nor balling, sir,
Please French, then,
'schew spurting love,
'cause your part vivid must spare me."

On the fifth date, I kissed miss,
My true love said to me:
"I'll hold your thing,
Nor balling, sir,
Please French, then,
'schew spurting love,
'cause your part rigid must spare me."

On the sixth date, I kissed miss,
My true love said to me:
"Sticky, what's spraying
By holding thing,
Your balls I stirred
Me French, then,
Chew spurting love,
But your part rigid must spare me."

On the seventh date, she kissed it,
My true love said to me:
"Semen's strongly swimming,
Sticky, what's spraying
By yod'ling thing.
Your balls I stirred,
Me Frenched, then,
Chewed spurting love,
But your part wit' head must spare me."

On the eight date, a clit mitt
My true love wants from me.
'bate maid's a-milking,
Sebum froth I'm diddling,
Sticky, what's spraying,
She's yod'ling things
Coarse, calling words;
E'en French men's
Rude words for love
Never parted my hair like she.

On the ninth date, I quipped, "Miss
I truly want to see
My laying lance in
Splayed maid's nest silken
Sunken in where women's
Split is concave with
Tight holdin' rings
For balling spur.
Ye drenched when
Dew's surging love.
From my part rigid is set free."

On the tenth date, she quipped, "Zipped
Is how my lips must be,
Nyet those for speaking,
Where splaying lance is,
Say I were willing
Let you to be drilling,
Sticking my maid thing
By your poled thing
For balling, sir.
We French then,
Do soixante-neuf,
But your part rigid must spare me."

On the eleventh date, I lipped it.
My true love said to me:
"Be heaven: pipe-like pike in,
Engorged and peaking,
Spline-like and lancing,
Make maid a MILF kin,
Sending semen swimming,
Chick screaming, baying
By holding thing
For balling, sir,
Me: wench yen,
'schew spurting love!??
Use your part rigid; don't spare me!!"

On the twelfth date, I dipped it,
My true love said to me:
"Twelve times I'm coming,
Eleven pike I'm likin',
Thence more I'm peaking,
Nein! Don't stay lancing,
Abate not drilling,
Send it strongly slid in,
Nix on ceased laying,
Fie on pulling
Forth, ball me sir,
Pleased, men spend!
Crews spurt, end love!
And your parts rigid then spare me!"


*eschew: avoid