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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Drunk For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Drunk For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'll Be Drunk For Christmas
You can count on this
Alcohol,
I'll drink it all
No bottle shall I miss

Christmas Eve will find me
Where the gutter streams
I'll Be Drunk For Christmas
Bring me more Jim Beam's

I'll Be Smashed For Christmas
Do it every year
Friends in bars,
No driving cars,
A limo gets me here..

Christmas Eve will find me
Star and rooftop high
I'll Be Drunk For Christmas
A real unsober guy..

Yes, I'll Be Drunk For Christmas,
Somebody zip my fly..
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Jack Wilson - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
He's got ya zippin; his fly-y H'es got ya zippin his fly-y-y, he;s got ya zippin his fkly, cause he dont care! Awesome job ere 555!
JP - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
haha, good one, man. all 5's.
Ravyn Rant - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, I was playing with "I'll be stoned for Christmas" on the way in to work today. Here's hoping your holiday is 555 proof. ;)
John Barry - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Salut.
alvin rhodes - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
that's the spirit !...a toast to being toasted
Below Average Dave - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll be drunk for Christmas too--so 555 for you.
Phil Alexander - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Cheersh, airfarshwon. S'vergood parody
carol - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Here's mud in your eye! Cheers! 5's
PMS - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Cheers! 555
Yoidy - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Beers for tears 555!
AFW - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
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