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Song Parodies -> "Take Me Out To The Mall Game"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Take Me Out To The Mall Game"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I'm just a guy who loves the mall
Winter, Summer, and Spring and Fall
You can catch me there ev'ry day
First of June, on through May
It heads up my portfolio
There is no place that I'd rather go
Op'nin to closin'.. day in day out
You will always hear me shout...
Take Me Out To The Mall Game
Take me out with the crowd
There I can walk for good exercise
Check out gals, who are sights for sore eyes
Hit on those big hooters and short shorts
My batting average ain't lame
Get to first base, seldom strike out,
At The Old Mall Game
'
Take Me Out To The Mall Game
Bring on babes who are keen
Might swing by Starbucks, and sip some Joe
Throw the right pitch, they rarely say no
When I do connect it's a home run
File lottsa' numbers and names
And I hardly ever strike out,
At The Old Mall Game
Play Mall!
Winter, Summer, and Spring and Fall
You can catch me there ev'ry day
First of June, on through May
It heads up my portfolio
There is no place that I'd rather go
Op'nin to closin'.. day in day out
You will always hear me shout...
Take Me Out To The Mall Game
Take me out with the crowd
There I can walk for good exercise
Check out gals, who are sights for sore eyes
Hit on those big hooters and short shorts
My batting average ain't lame
Get to first base, seldom strike out,
At The Old Mall Game
'
Take Me Out To The Mall Game
Bring on babes who are keen
Might swing by Starbucks, and sip some Joe
Throw the right pitch, they rarely say no
When I do connect it's a home run
File lottsa' numbers and names
And I hardly ever strike out,
At The Old Mall Game
Play Mall!
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The pitch, swung on, and it's driven to deep right field! It is high! It is far! It is... GONE! A home run for Airfarcewon! It's another A-bomb! For AFW! And the Parodists take a 5-0 lead!
he he
GOALLLLLLLLLL! (or whatever the catchphrase for excellence in your 'sport' is!)
jaunty....i like it
Going out to the mall's lame, but this parody isn't.
Thanks, to Michael, Ann, TJC, alvin, and John
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