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Song Parodies -> "Paris Hilton's Going To Jail"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Paris Hilton's Going To Jail"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
You'd better not laugh
You'd better not smile
Until she gets out
(Which may be a while)
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
She's going to spend
A few weeks in stir
'Cause she thinks the law
Don't matter to her
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
Try searching there on YouTube
You'll see her "doing bird"
'Cause Paris Hilton's going down
(In both senses of the word)
But I had to laugh
There's tears in my eyes
Her arrogance is
The sort I despise
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
The judge said "desist"
She flouted him twice
Her sentence, it seems
Ain't gonna be nice
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
Don't think she'll get a cell phone
But will have a cell-mate
She's lacking a brain cell or two
So she may yet cell-ebrate
So come on and laugh
And laugh till you cry
And ROFL
I'm telling you why:
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
You'd better not smile
Until she gets out
(Which may be a while)
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
She's going to spend
A few weeks in stir
'Cause she thinks the law
Don't matter to her
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
Try searching there on YouTube
You'll see her "doing bird"
'Cause Paris Hilton's going down
(In both senses of the word)
But I had to laugh
There's tears in my eyes
Her arrogance is
The sort I despise
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
The judge said "desist"
She flouted him twice
Her sentence, it seems
Ain't gonna be nice
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
Don't think she'll get a cell phone
But will have a cell-mate
She's lacking a brain cell or two
So she may yet cell-ebrate
So come on and laugh
And laugh till you cry
And ROFL
I'm telling you why:
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail
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I think I'M the one CELL-ebrating here, Phil. Well-written, good pacing, funny as all-get-out, and, amazingly, profanity-free! I sentence you to 556 days in the State Pen! (Alas, I can only give 555. Oh well)
As the slut herself would say, "THAT'S HOT!"
Good job Phil. This is the best of the day. I'll be posting my PH jail parody the first day she goes in.
Yep, looks like Paris Hilton's earned herself a spot on the Boston Cell-tics basketball team. What did she get shafted for, anyways?
driving with a suspended license.
made me smile
Nice Christmas in May, here ...for everyone except Paris
About time someone articulated what I've been thinking ever since that moronic waste of oxygen got sentenced. Bravo! 555
Thanks, everybody. I did wonder if they should come up with a new offence of "driving while stupendously stupid"...
(ahem) Sincerely, Jonathan S.
he he
Topical too right! You took her from chain-heiress to chained-Paris in seven easy stanzas... high fives.
Excellent cell verse and parody.
Well, JJ, I reckon I may have exCELLed myself in that one ;-)
Jonathan - I have one other bit of recording to do first, but hopefully I'll get it out in time for her committal...
Jonathan - I have one other bit of recording to do first, but hopefully I'll get it out in time for her committal...
Great job! It's too bad the judge decided to cut her sentence in half. Of course, personally I think she should be doing community service... trash pickup would seem appropriate...;)
brilliantly-written Phil, and although we all agree with your sentiments, there is a distinctly familiar and ominous sound of "ka-ching" in the air - 555
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