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Song Parodies -> "Paris Hilton's Going To Jail"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Paris Hilton's Going To Jail"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

You'd better not laugh
You'd better not smile
Until she gets out
(Which may be a while)
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail

She's going to spend
A few weeks in stir
'Cause she thinks the law
Don't matter to her
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail

Try searching there on YouTube
You'll see her "doing bird"
'Cause Paris Hilton's going down
(In both senses of the word)


But I had to laugh
There's tears in my eyes
Her arrogance is
The sort I despise
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail

The judge said "desist"
She flouted him twice
Her sentence, it seems
Ain't gonna be nice
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail

Don't think she'll get a cell phone
But will have a cell-mate
She's lacking a brain cell or two
So she may yet cell-ebrate

So come on and laugh
And laugh till you cry
And ROFL
I'm telling you why:
Paris Hilton's Going To Jail

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Jonathan S. - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I think I'M the one CELL-ebrating here, Phil. Well-written, good pacing, funny as all-get-out, and, amazingly, profanity-free! I sentence you to 556 days in the State Pen! (Alas, I can only give 555. Oh well)
Michael Pacholek - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
As the slut herself would say, "THAT'S HOT!"
TW - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job Phil. This is the best of the day. I'll be posting my PH jail parody the first day she goes in.
Dylan Baranski - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Yep, looks like Paris Hilton's earned herself a spot on the Boston Cell-tics basketball team. What did she get shafted for, anyways?
McKludge - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
driving with a suspended license.
alvin - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
made me smile
AFW - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice Christmas in May, here ...for everyone except Paris
Kristof Robertson - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
About time someone articulated what I've been thinking ever since that moronic waste of oxygen got sentenced. Bravo! 555
Phil Alexander - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, everybody. I did wonder if they should come up with a new offence of "driving while stupendously stupid"...
HOW SOON CAN YOU GET THIS RECORDED? I GOTTA KNOW!! - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
(ahem) Sincerely, Jonathan S.
Ann Hammond - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
TJC - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Topical too right! You took her from chain-heiress to chained-Paris in seven easy stanzas... high fives.
John Jenkins - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent cell verse and parody.
Phil Alexander - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, JJ, I reckon I may have exCELLed myself in that one ;-)
Jonathan - I have one other bit of recording to do first, but hopefully I'll get it out in time for her committal...
Psycho Librarian - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job! It's too bad the judge decided to cut her sentence in half. Of course, personally I think she should be doing community service... trash pickup would seem appropriate...;)
stuart mcarthur - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
brilliantly-written Phil, and although we all agree with your sentiments, there is a distinctly familiar and ominous sound of "ka-ching" in the air - 555

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