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Song Parodies -> "I See Gnomes at Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I See Gnomes at Christmas"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I'm drinking tonight,
Quite wasted on rum,
Absinthe, port grog; the DT's ensue.
My snort-vexed cortex
Is under attack,
And this I view:
I see gnomes when drink-blitzed:
Barack, Huckabee,
Tancredo, Den, Mitt, Bill, Joe,
Fred, John, John, Hillary.
Rudy G. and Mike G.,
Ron, Dunc, Dodd. I dream
Of these gnomes in drink fits.
Eyes open, and I scream.
Quite wasted on rum,
Absinthe, port grog; the DT's ensue.
My snort-vexed cortex
Is under attack,
And this I view:
I see gnomes when drink-blitzed:
Barack, Huckabee,
Tancredo, Den, Mitt, Bill, Joe,
Fred, John, John, Hillary.
Rudy G. and Mike G.,
Ron, Dunc, Dodd. I dream
Of these gnomes in drink fits.
Eyes open, and I scream.
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even scarier than the first
You're in Gnome-man's land... 5-5-5
he he
Very clever, particularly "drink-blitzed;" but, as Alvin commented, very scary as well. Is the solution to stop drinking or to drink more?
Moe: I have a cousin in Alaska
Joe: Nome?
Moe: Of course I gnome, he's my cousin.
Joe: Nome?
Moe: Of course I gnome, he's my cousin.
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