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Song Parodies -> "I See Horned at Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I See Horned at Christmas"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
As sung by Mel Gibson, sipping holiday cheer in front of a blazing Malibu fire.
I'm drinking tonight
Many tastes of rum,
And before long, the DT's ensue.
My vortexed cortex
Is under attack
By comic Jews.
I see horned at Christmas;
They're laughing at me.
I see Moe, eye-stickin' foe,
Jackie, Rodney, Donnie.
Christmas eve, I spy the
Wry but rye-wrought team.
Sly Hebes, horned, non-Christians,
Shmucks, oy-ly kill-Christ fiends.
Many tastes of rum,
And before long, the DT's ensue.
My vortexed cortex
Is under attack
By comic Jews.
I see horned at Christmas;
They're laughing at me.
I see Moe, eye-stickin' foe,
Jackie, Rodney, Donnie.
Christmas eve, I spy the
Wry but rye-wrought team.
Sly Hebes, horned, non-Christians,
Shmucks, oy-ly kill-Christ fiends.
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even worse visions than scrooge had to endure
This somehow reminded me of Borat... 5-5-5
So, when is he going to go to Africa and start adopting orphans?
Mel-o-DICK.
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