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Song Parodies -> "I See Horned at Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I See Horned at Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

As sung by Mel Gibson, sipping holiday cheer in front of a blazing Malibu fire.
I'm drinking tonight
Many tastes of rum,
And before long, the DT's ensue.

My vortexed cortex
Is under attack
By comic Jews.

I see horned at Christmas;
They're laughing at me.
I see Moe, eye-stickin' foe,
Jackie, Rodney, Donnie.

Christmas eve, I spy the
Wry but rye-wrought team.
Sly Hebes, horned, non-Christians,
Shmucks, oy-ly kill-Christ fiends.

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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alvin - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
even worse visions than scrooge had to endure
MrMacphisto - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
This somehow reminded me of Borat... 5-5-5
2Eagle - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
So, when is he going to go to Africa and start adopting orphans?
Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Mel-o-DICK.

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