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Song Parodies -> "Saimin Bites"

Original Song Title:

"Silent Night"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Saimin Bites"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Saimin bites; mole bites;
Balls of matz'; malt delights;
Ground round; sturgeon; muffins, bran style;
Pole beans; blintz; shrimp; roast; blender-drink smile;
Sheep sans head; veal; leeks; peas;
Deep-dish anchovy pizz'.

Saimin; rice; whole cream, iced;
Shepherd's [pie] baked; apples sliced;
GORP; milk; greens; nuts; leavened challah;
Head cheese from goats; skink; candy: halvah;
Tripe to savor; sweet corn;
Trifle savored; meat; corn.

Saimin; tripe; roasted shrike;
Scallop; clam; pollock; pike;
Radishes; cream; plum pie; whole wheat, mace;
Chicken; prawns; buns; steamed bream; ling[cod]; plaice

Peanuts, pork; plump fries; perch.

Cheeses, port, my desert.

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Invisible Boy - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I think you've covered the four food groups. I'm not sure I should have read this on my lunch break.
alvin - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
quite the buffet
littleCupCakes - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir John, Le Marquis de Beaucoup Parody This is feast fit for a Beast!

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