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Song Parodies -> "In the Home for Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"In the Home for Christmas"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I'm scheming tonight of a break, but cuffed
Am I to the bed, so I can't "shoo."
I've no place to go and I can't attack
The guard named Lou.
In the home for Christmas:
Slew o' clowns and me--
Creepy Joe and Schizo Moe. . .
My mental family.
Christmas eve they'll bind us.
And so we won't scream. . .
Sweet repose from Lithium--
They dose up the whole team.
We doze and have sweet dreams.
Am I to the bed, so I can't "shoo."
I've no place to go and I can't attack
The guard named Lou.
In the home for Christmas:
Slew o' clowns and me--
Creepy Joe and Schizo Moe. . .
My mental family.
Christmas eve they'll bind us.
And so we won't scream. . .
Sweet repose from Lithium--
They dose up the whole team.
We doze and have sweet dreams.
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a silent if not holy night
Pirate Jacques Le Bray, Silence of the "Rams", Sir ? ?
(Unintentionally?) appropriate, as Karen Carpenter, who did one of the most popular covers, had quite a number of mental problems herself. 555 mg.
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