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Song Parodies -> "Whipper Wonderland"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Whipper Wonderland"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Leather straps
Strafe my booty
Stingy slaps,
Bare and nudie
A beautiful plight
We're kinky tonight,
Whackin' in a Whipper Wonderland
She's my cool
Dominatrix
I'm a fool
For her play tricks,
We've locked all the doors,
I'm down on all fours,
Whackin' in a Whipper Wonderland
I'm the slave and she's my female master
In a bridle and leather har-ness
For "Gunsmoke" on TV, they could have cast her
A body big and strong like James Arness..
She's "agress"
I'm submissive
I'll say "Yes"
And a kiss give..
Some bruises and marks,
Then later, it's sparks,
Whackin' in a Whipper Wonderland
Whackin'...in a Whipper....Wonderland..
Strafe my booty
Stingy slaps,
Bare and nudie
A beautiful plight
We're kinky tonight,
Whackin' in a Whipper Wonderland
She's my cool
Dominatrix
I'm a fool
For her play tricks,
We've locked all the doors,
I'm down on all fours,
Whackin' in a Whipper Wonderland
I'm the slave and she's my female master
In a bridle and leather har-ness
For "Gunsmoke" on TV, they could have cast her
A body big and strong like James Arness..
She's "agress"
I'm submissive
I'll say "Yes"
And a kiss give..
Some bruises and marks,
Then later, it's sparks,
Whackin' in a Whipper Wonderland
Whackin'...in a Whipper....Wonderland..
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i guess EVERY red-blooded american male dreams of a gal with a build like james arness...lol
555 - so I guess you're done "building a snowman in the meadow" for other activities.
Thanks, alvin..oh yeah.. :) ...and thanks, Timmy, no, I still build snomen..that's cool
ho ho
Great parody, AFW, and have a very merry Christmas. 5s.
I guess 'tween you and me, we dominate the kink genre.... (no, no plugs... it's Xmas time)... but you left out the part where she gives you the golden shower.. oh, wait, you covered that almost three years ago. Your Xmas gift: a plug: 3w.amiright.com/parody/misc/thecarterfamily3.shtml
Now, take these Fives and say, "thank you, may I have three more please?
Now, take these Fives and say, "thank you, may I have three more please?
Have a very Merry Christmas, Sir L'Air de Farce, and may all your ~wild & whacky~ dreams come true! . . . PS: Got bulbs ? ?
You sure whipped up a great parody! To quote Devo: "When a good time turns around, you must whip it, you will never live it down, unless you whip it, no one gets away, until they whip it...I say whip it, whip it good!" You really hit the mark! Anyways, Happy Holidays to you and to everybody at AmIRight! Allow me to whip up a batch of 5's for ya!
Thanks, Ann, and Andria...and Merry Christmas....and thanks, Tommy, and Merry Christmas to you...and thanks, LCC, and Christie, and Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you...and the same to alvin, and Timmy...
Mmmmmmm.... :-)
Meriadoc, I see you've recovered fully -- still got the outfit tucked away in the closet, and still "swinging", huh... glad AFW lit your fire. If you're ever on this side of the Pond, look me up, but keep in mind that I believe that "turnabout is fair play" (I think you missed TT's "Blinded By The Light" parody.) (#(#)
Good job of maintaining the humor through the tricky rhyming.
Not a wasted word in the entire song. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Thanks, Meri, John, and Dan....And Merry Christmas to all
Missed this fine knee slapper, er cracker! Merry Christmas, AFW... hope Santa brings you a shiny new keyboard tomorrow, 'cause sure as heck you've done wore your current model out this year! Keep em commin'!
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