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Song Parodies -> "Clam and Wine"
Original Song Title:
"Clementine"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Clam and Wine"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
In a cafe, in a rest'rant where I like to go and dine
I'm a snacker, and food packer, I enjoy the Clam and Wine
It's delicious, and nutritious, oh my precious Clam and Wine,
Hope this love goes on forever, I adore my Clam and Wine
Light and flaky, like a cakey, on a ten scale, number nine
Herring boxes, snap their lock'es. my taste bud's for Clam and Wine
Peking Duckling, it's upchuckling, other cuisine's asinine
Steak's a waster, for my taster, I prefer good Clam and Wine
Ruby lips I show the waiter, every evening just at nine
From the red wine that I'm sipping, later tipping will be fine
Private quarters, several orders, and I weigh three eighty-nine
In the half shell, or the whole shell, it's good as hell, Clam and Wine
In the half shell, or the whole shell, it's good as hell, Clam and Wine
I'm a snacker, and food packer, I enjoy the Clam and Wine
It's delicious, and nutritious, oh my precious Clam and Wine,
Hope this love goes on forever, I adore my Clam and Wine
Light and flaky, like a cakey, on a ten scale, number nine
Herring boxes, snap their lock'es. my taste bud's for Clam and Wine
Peking Duckling, it's upchuckling, other cuisine's asinine
Steak's a waster, for my taster, I prefer good Clam and Wine
Ruby lips I show the waiter, every evening just at nine
From the red wine that I'm sipping, later tipping will be fine
Private quarters, several orders, and I weigh three eighty-nine
In the half shell, or the whole shell, it's good as hell, Clam and Wine
In the half shell, or the whole shell, it's good as hell, Clam and Wine
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I like the rhyming. Good menu items...:) 5's
Parodies, a la carte! If I'm going to order Clam and Wine, I would order pasta with it because they make a great combo. I've always enjoyed your wine parodies, AFW! Most of your parodies are to die for. I'll give a toast to a fine, well written parody! 5's all the way. And, bon appetit!
hilarious....nothing to "wine" about here so i will just "clam" up and give ya a plateful of fives
Funny fare and a little bit erotic? You should try Clamato as an aperitif!
Sir L'Air de Farce, ~The Duke 0'Edge~ Loved this wine & Dine ditty, sir ! I drink the LowSodium V-8. yah, mein LieberHerr
Thanks, adagio, Christie, alvin, TJC, and LCC
Very clever. This song makes for some great parodies, and this was a great one. 555.
Thanks, Joe
You know, I read the title and really thought this was going to be a parody about seduction... Or was it?
Sir L'Air, . . . Can't help, lovin' that SPAM on rye . . .
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