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Song Parodies -> "Into The River I Threw My Woods"
Original Song Title:
"Over The River And Through The Woods"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Into The River I Threw My Woods"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Into the river I threw my woods,
My bag and my caddy, too
As my irons flow,
I hear sirens blow,
They're comin', the white coat crew..Oh..
Into the river I threw my woods
The golf score made me mad
Far over par,
These bogies are
The worst that I've ever had..
Into the river I threw my woods
Today's game was not fun
I'm flippin' my lid
At my friend, Sid
Golf courtesy, he has none...Oh
Into the river I threw my woods
More ground golf I shan't play
I'll buy a pc,
And golf for free
On Pogo now, every day
I'll buy a pc,
And golf for free
On Pogo now, every day
My bag and my caddy, too
As my irons flow,
I hear sirens blow,
They're comin', the white coat crew..Oh..
Into the river I threw my woods
The golf score made me mad
Far over par,
These bogies are
The worst that I've ever had..
Into the river I threw my woods
Today's game was not fun
I'm flippin' my lid
At my friend, Sid
Golf courtesy, he has none...Oh
Into the river I threw my woods
More ground golf I shan't play
I'll buy a pc,
And golf for free
On Pogo now, every day
I'll buy a pc,
And golf for free
On Pogo now, every day
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Short, sweet, and true. Ah, golf, the game that leads to madness. It was ok, you were only 5 over par through 3 holes.
THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!
Forrrrrrrrrrrre, no Fivvvvvvvvvvvves!!!
Been there - I'll give you bogies on the first three par 4's for that one.
This is a very funny take on golfing-induced insanity, and I'd say it's worthy of 5s. My security code was VAN, as in what the men in the white coats usually drive.
Thanks,Mediama, Mark, Tim, and Andria
cute write, Sir " L'Air de Farce "! No TigerWoods here for sure !
Hi LCC, and thanks..maybe so, Tiger is getting angry and frustrated some, lately too..not high on the board
Hilarious
lol.....you had me at the title switch
Thanks, Andy, and alvin
You shot 3 sets of par 5's with this one, AFW!
he he
A thank you to Christie, and Ann
You should yell "FORE" before you post something like this. But I'm going to yell "FIVE", 3 times.
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