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Song Parodies -> "My Mem'ry Foam Mattress"
Original Song Title:
"Away In A Manger"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"My Mem'ry Foam Mattress"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
It knows what I'm doing,
It sees what I see,
Been keeping tabs on my
Infidelity
If it rats to my wife,
In trouble, I'll be..
My mem'ry foam mattress
Is blackmailing me
This world is the problem
There's so much high tech
Sometimes new inventions,
Are pains in the neck
Though it gives sleep comfort,
It's not worry free..
My mem'ry foam mattress
Is blackmailing me
A note on my pillow
Was stuck with a knife
"Stuff in me ten thousand,
Or I tell your wife.."
I grabbed that big knife and
Stabbed repeatedly..
My Mem'ry Foam Mattress
Was blackmailing me
My Mem'ry Foam mattress
Was blackmailing me
It sees what I see,
Been keeping tabs on my
Infidelity
If it rats to my wife,
In trouble, I'll be..
My mem'ry foam mattress
Is blackmailing me
This world is the problem
There's so much high tech
Sometimes new inventions,
Are pains in the neck
Though it gives sleep comfort,
It's not worry free..
My mem'ry foam mattress
Is blackmailing me
A note on my pillow
Was stuck with a knife
"Stuff in me ten thousand,
Or I tell your wife.."
I grabbed that big knife and
Stabbed repeatedly..
My Mem'ry Foam Mattress
Was blackmailing me
My Mem'ry Foam mattress
Was blackmailing me
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Sir L'Air deFarce, this is a very funny concept . . . conceived while on that memoryMattress, too, eh Sir ! This would make a Great commercial !
That was REALLY funny & CREATIVE! My fav of the daY!! Setting on 555
A little different but very funny. Find someone the same size and shape as your wife.
this one brought a big smile to my face.
great job! 555
love the quirky concept...my fave of the day as well
Thanks, LCC, Mark, Timmy, carol, and alvin
What a concept!
Thanks, John
My fave of the day, as well!!!...555!!!
Thanks, Leo..
Sorry I'm late to the party, AFW, but this was a great parody. I don't particularly care one way or another about memory foam, considering that I sleep on a motel-grade innerspring mattress (with kapok padding) that I picked up on the cheap at an auction and like it, but I liked the parody. 5s.
You just can't get away with anything anymore, eh? But you can get away with three 5's.
Thanks, Andria,....sounds like a good pad..and blackjack...true
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