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Song Parodies -> "I'm Erica The Beautiful"

Original Song Title:

"America The Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Erica The Beautiful"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I used to be..a guy, you see
Until my sex was changed
Took out some loans, got sex hormones,
Had my jewels rearranged
I'm Erica!
I'm Erica!
Eric was once my name
Unlached my latch, carved me a snatch
Now I'm a sexy dame..

I'm beautiful, with spacious thighs
Long amber waves on top
Pink nippled mountains made to please
No more a fruited schnopp..
I'm Erica!
I'm Erica!
Eric no longer is
My goods raise woods..in neighborhoods
Sit down to take a whiz..

I'm beautiful with dainty feet
In panty hose and dress
I raise men's pulse and stir up heat,
With poise and tenderness
I'm Erica!
I'm Erica!
No whiskers on my jaw
Clean shaven hole, voice pitch control,
Thumb my nose at the law..

I'm beautiful with cleavage grooved
Thanks to that surgeon's knife
Sprite as an elf, I love myself
I'd make a lovely wife
I'm Erica!
I'm Erica!
High class and so refined
My Adam's apple's whittled off
My package redesigned..

I'm beautiful in every way
No masculinities
My body hair fell out today
I buy bras in the "D' s"
I'm Erica!
I'm Erica!
I jiggle, bounce, and sway
I'll shake my rump at Donald Trump
And win Miss USA..
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 12

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AFW - June 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Looks like Mr. "One"derful was up early, cutting his evil swath, and reaping us all
Old Man Ribber - June 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Exactly, won...he hasn't had me to trash for a while.BTW, VERY good sendup! ;D
LilSlease-&-Squeeze - June 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Dear L'Air(a) . . . this owns some very funny lines ,Sir ! I loved the "sprite as an Elf", and oh, please give those `D's' a squeeze for me, Sir ! duke oEdge !
AFW - June 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR...and thanks, LCC...
Christie Marie M - June 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Transexually hilarious! I used to know an Erica in high school. We didn't get along with each other back then, but hopefully she could relate to the "Erica" in your song! I remembered back then there was a rumor that Kathy Ireland was born a man and had a sex change in addition to having voice surgery, I think, but found out it wasn't true after all. Great job and 5's! Great pun in the title BTW.
AFW - June 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie..interesting comments
Genius Spotter - June 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Oops! Found anudder!
Jas - June 06, 2010 - Report this comment
I went out with an auburn girl named Erica when I was in college. She is all female and always was. No trans. I remember in the 4th grade for "current events" someone had an article about a "Christopher" who became a "Christine". I'll never understand that stuff. Good parody.
AFW - June 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, GS and James
John Jenkins - June 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Poor Erica now has to stand in longer restroom lines in public places. Great stuff with very good subs, AFW.
AFW - June 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to John
Agrimorfee - June 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Title Of The Year....and well written parody, too!
Dan Creeden - June 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Makes me proud to be an American Boy. No wait, Girl. Whatever. A Three 5 Star Salute!!!!
AFW - June 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Late thanks to Agrimorfee and Dan

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