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Song Parodies -> "Pit Bull Is Chomping a Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Sitting On Top of the World"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Pit Bull Is Chomping a Girl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

One summer day, cur went astray,
Glommed her left cheek. . .was just two days
After another cur killed.
Guy’s pit bull is chompin’ a girl.

So this summer, there’s been much harm—
Kid’s getting bitten and kids getting mauled.
Ones’ gone; another’s cur-sicced.
Guy’s siccin’ his bull on a girl.

She was near her own yard;
A neighbor said, “Sure, play
With him and don’t frown—
He’s my little pard.”
She’s chomped; another’s cur-sicced.
Guy’s sick; bull sics, chomps on the girl.


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Patrick - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I was once in a park when a pair of dogs ganged up on me. I threatened to kick one in its f*cking head. At that point the dog retreated and the owner came up and wanted to fight. He was a lot harder to get away from than the dog. Violent dogs are low-life status symbols. Tackle the first and you may end up having to fight the second.
Old Man Ribber - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
True biting satire! ;D
LadyNorCAL - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Here in NorCAL the BOXer will now take on the PitBull . . . Ahh, Come November . . .

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