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Song Parodies -> "22 Beetles Appear On The Wall"
Original Song Title:
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"22 Beetles Appear On The Wall"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
22 beetles appear on the wall
22 beetles appear..
One falls down
And crawls on the ground,
21 beetles appear on the wall
21 beetles appear on the wall
21 beetles appear..
One flies off
And finds a hayloft,
20 beetles appear on the wall
20 beetles appear on the wall
20 beetles appear,
One says, "Gee,
Think I'll watch TV"
19 beetles appear on the wall
19 beetles appear on the wall
19 beetles appear..
One needs shears,
So he goes to Sears,
18 beetles appear on the wall
18 beetles appear on the wall
18 beetles appear..
One throws up,
Beetle barfs a pup,
17 beetles appear on the wall
17 beetles appear on the wall
17 beetles appear..
Potato bug
Is mashed by a slug
16 beetles appear on the wall
16 beetles appear on the wall
16 beetles appear..
Six June's fly,
Because it's July
10 beetles appear on the wall
10 beetles appear on the wall
10 beetles appear
Two light skies,
Their job, fireflies
8 beetles appear on the wall
8 beetles appear on the wall
8 beetles appear..
One, I flick,
He calls me a hick
7 beetles appear on the wall
7 beetles appear on the wall
7 beetles appear..
One, nabs Fuzz
Cuz a ho, she was
6 beetles appear on the wall
6 beetles appear on the wall
6 beetles appear..
Two elope,
Male, female, I hope
4 beetles appear on the wall
4 beetles appear on the wall
4 beetles appear..
Ringo, Paul,
Perform, off the wall,
2 beetles appear on the wall
2 beetles appear on the wall
2 beetles appear..
One drives far,
VW car
1 beetle appears on the wall
1 beetle appears on the wall
1 beetle appears..
Leaves, and sneers
"Where, the hell are the beers?"
No beetles appear on the wall
No beetles appear on the wall
No beetles appear..
An empty wall,
Not one bug at all
So, why are you lookin' up here?
So, why are you lookin' up here?
22 beetles appear..
One falls down
And crawls on the ground,
21 beetles appear on the wall
21 beetles appear on the wall
21 beetles appear..
One flies off
And finds a hayloft,
20 beetles appear on the wall
20 beetles appear on the wall
20 beetles appear,
One says, "Gee,
Think I'll watch TV"
19 beetles appear on the wall
19 beetles appear on the wall
19 beetles appear..
One needs shears,
So he goes to Sears,
18 beetles appear on the wall
18 beetles appear on the wall
18 beetles appear..
One throws up,
Beetle barfs a pup,
17 beetles appear on the wall
17 beetles appear on the wall
17 beetles appear..
Potato bug
Is mashed by a slug
16 beetles appear on the wall
16 beetles appear on the wall
16 beetles appear..
Six June's fly,
Because it's July
10 beetles appear on the wall
10 beetles appear on the wall
10 beetles appear
Two light skies,
Their job, fireflies
8 beetles appear on the wall
8 beetles appear on the wall
8 beetles appear..
One, I flick,
He calls me a hick
7 beetles appear on the wall
7 beetles appear on the wall
7 beetles appear..
One, nabs Fuzz
Cuz a ho, she was
6 beetles appear on the wall
6 beetles appear on the wall
6 beetles appear..
Two elope,
Male, female, I hope
4 beetles appear on the wall
4 beetles appear on the wall
4 beetles appear..
Ringo, Paul,
Perform, off the wall,
2 beetles appear on the wall
2 beetles appear on the wall
2 beetles appear..
One drives far,
VW car
1 beetle appears on the wall
1 beetle appears on the wall
1 beetle appears..
Leaves, and sneers
"Where, the hell are the beers?"
No beetles appear on the wall
No beetles appear on the wall
No beetles appear..
An empty wall,
Not one bug at all
So, why are you lookin' up here?
So, why are you lookin' up here?
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Very good job, and THANK YOU for not doing 99 verses like the priginal! ;D
I laughed each time one dissappered.
Good one... can't decide which verse is my favorite. 5s.
I've got a story about the OS, from when I was in 5th grade: I was singing it on the bus en route to a field trip, and before I got to -100 bottles of beer, I got my hair pulled (it was as long and bright then as it is now, thus very easy to see and to pull), punched in the stomach with great force, and told to STFU. Bus driver didn't do a thing.
I've got a story about the OS, from when I was in 5th grade: I was singing it on the bus en route to a field trip, and before I got to -100 bottles of beer, I got my hair pulled (it was as long and bright then as it is now, thus very easy to see and to pull), punched in the stomach with great force, and told to STFU. Bus driver didn't do a thing.
One of my favs of the day..LOL
The best parodies come from the simple old songs - 555.
Sir L'AIR de Farce, . . . ~ HOLY BedBUGs~ !
Thanks to all, for V&C
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