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Song Parodies -> "On Top Is Old Snooki"
Original Song Title:
"On Top Of Old Smoky"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"On Top Is Old Snooki"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
On top is old Snooki
As high as could be
And Royal, like Elvis,
Queen Reality..
She's cartoon'ly sexy,
Tough as a wild boar
Her fame boat is rowin'
To that Jersey Shore
She proved in the first show
She could take a punch
Looks like she's getting slimmer,
Must pedal back on lunch
Can't intimidate her,
When some do they're dust
Not a chick in a hundred
She can't knuckle bust
Appeared "Wrestlemania"
Gave her fans new thrills
Used on her opponent,
Ac-ro-bat-ic skills..
Gave lecture at Rutgers,
Was paid more, when done
Than Pul-itzer Prize author,
Ton-i Morrison..
Nobody is quite sure
What talent she's got
Tho' she comes from Chile,
Snooki Po-lizzi's hot
On top is old Snooki
As high as could be
And Royal, like Elvis,
Queen Reality..
As high as could be
And Royal, like Elvis,
Queen Reality..
She's cartoon'ly sexy,
Tough as a wild boar
Her fame boat is rowin'
To that Jersey Shore
She proved in the first show
She could take a punch
Looks like she's getting slimmer,
Must pedal back on lunch
Can't intimidate her,
When some do they're dust
Not a chick in a hundred
She can't knuckle bust
Appeared "Wrestlemania"
Gave her fans new thrills
Used on her opponent,
Ac-ro-bat-ic skills..
Gave lecture at Rutgers,
Was paid more, when done
Than Pul-itzer Prize author,
Ton-i Morrison..
Nobody is quite sure
What talent she's got
Tho' she comes from Chile,
Snooki Po-lizzi's hot
On top is old Snooki
As high as could be
And Royal, like Elvis,
Queen Reality..
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I couldn't disagree with you more. Snooki belongs on the bottom (of the food chain) right next to amoeba although I would much rather watch an amoeba than Snooki smoosh-smoosh. And sexy? That word shouldn't be within a 12,000 mile radius of Snooki (that goes double for the word "hot"). You have some interesting tastes my friend.
Snooki was NOT on top! I'm tellin' you, it's mistaken identity! The woman in question was... uh, I'd better not finish that sentence. A certain other diminutive woman might get upset, and you wouldn't want to get HER upset.
Very funny, although I find Snooki to be as repulsive as Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan. The parody itself is excellent and lives up to AFW's high standards. 5s.
Michael Pacholek: Which "diminutive woman" are you talking about? Might be LittleCupCakes, since I am far from diminutive @ 5'7" and 200 pounds, we are/were AFW's e-crushes on AIR, and I know I'd be mad as hell if I were replaced by Snooki....
Michael Pacholek: Which "diminutive woman" are you talking about? Might be LittleCupCakes, since I am far from diminutive @ 5'7" and 200 pounds, we are/were AFW's e-crushes on AIR, and I know I'd be mad as hell if I were replaced by Snooki....
Thanks all, for v&c...I'm not really a Snooki fan...parodies that I write do not neccesarily reflect my personal views...all for the sake of art.
Thanks.
You're welcome. You just gave me an idea for a parody...
Sounds like a pretty "WILD" woman to me! :-D Did she originate from a deep jungle? ;-) Right on top of humor and rhyming schemes with this parody, AFW! Excellent Work! :-) 5's
Andria, in case you're still wondering, it's a reference to my torrid correspondence with the Amrighter who calls herself Princess Arwen. She claims to be short enough to be an actual elf. However, in real life, we've never met. I'm quite aware that it's never going to happen. At least I haven't sent her into treatment, like I appear to have done with ol' What's Her Name...
Oh Mr. Pacholek...you never know. ; )
And while I AM short short short...I do have a couple of inches on Snooks.
This was fun, AFW...I've been throwing around a Jersey Shore parody for a while now...
And while I AM short short short...I do have a couple of inches on Snooks.
This was fun, AFW...I've been throwing around a Jersey Shore parody for a while now...
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