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Song Parodies -> "Erectile Dysfunction"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wore A Tulip"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Erectile Dysfunction"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Erectile dysfunction
Can strike at the junction
And fizzle your Fearless Fred
Moments you cherish
Can leave you embarrassed,
And just wishin' you were dead..
Friends, do not risk it
Don't be a limp biscuit,
Regretting the path you chose,
Hear what I'm tellin' you fellas,
Go out, buy Cialis,
She'll love how your "Big Red" rose
Erectile dysfunction,
Your Titanic sunk, son
Old Edmund Fitzgerald's down
Do not let this happen,
When your wings are flappin'
While paintin' it red, the town..
That sweet little gal is
Sure worth some Cialis
So, be ready and on your toes
Pop a pill and old Flipper
Will rip from your zipper,
She'll love how your "Big Red" rose..
She'll love how your "Big Red" rose
Can strike at the junction
And fizzle your Fearless Fred
Moments you cherish
Can leave you embarrassed,
And just wishin' you were dead..
Friends, do not risk it
Don't be a limp biscuit,
Regretting the path you chose,
Hear what I'm tellin' you fellas,
Go out, buy Cialis,
She'll love how your "Big Red" rose
Erectile dysfunction,
Your Titanic sunk, son
Old Edmund Fitzgerald's down
Do not let this happen,
When your wings are flappin'
While paintin' it red, the town..
That sweet little gal is
Sure worth some Cialis
So, be ready and on your toes
Pop a pill and old Flipper
Will rip from your zipper,
She'll love how your "Big Red" rose..
She'll love how your "Big Red" rose
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AFW - To paraphrase Sophie Tucker..."A Hard Man Is Good To Find". ;D
A touchy subject, AFW, delightfully handled. Did Tiny Tim ever sing this (before Cialis), or did he just tip-toe around the periphery? ;^) 5s
On second thought, "her two lips" is better than "the periphery."
Ed Fitzgerald isn't dead yet. He just went to "see Alice". Anyone have a picture of her. If she can cause an erection lasting four hours, she must be one hot mamacita.
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