There's a tiny little plug
Makes us men dismay and shrug
As a clue, the number 26 would fit
If no answer still gives nod
For this riddle, peri-od
When you go to bed tonight you'll say, "That's it!"

Tamp, tamp, tamp,
Tampons are rolling
Keeping ladies fresh and clean
Bought down at the pharmacy
To take care of "Mister C"
All us guys have interest in this love machine

Once a mo, girls menstruate
Then is when us men must wait
Show great patience, empathy, and much restraint
Tho' the urge burns like a wick
Best if we play cool and slick
Face the obstacle that is, until it ain't

Tamp, tamp, tamp,
Tampons are popping
Popping where the sun don't shine
Every day, for six, such things
Are extracted by their strings,
Neccesary for your girl-friend and for mine..

Tamp, tamp, tamp,
Tampons are working
Covering that little pup
Bless their hearts, each precious dear
Shifting mother nature's gear
While we read and watch tv till times are up

We must read and watch tv till times are up