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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Humping My Dawn"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Humping My Dawn"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Dude's pecker is out,
The leching ain't dry.
The lecher is stout
But his movements, spry.
Santa Claus is humping my Dawn.
He’s making my miss-us. . .
Lecherous vice.
So now I find out: he’s naughty, not nice.
Santa Claus is pumping my Dawn.
I see him to her creeping;
Her clothes off he does take.
She blows him, then he shags her good—
“You’re so good,” she coos, “you rake!”
No!!
The lecher pulls out,
A lecherous guy.
His pecker is stout,
I’m guessing that’s why
Banging Claus she’s loving, my Dawn.
The leching ain't dry.
The lecher is stout
But his movements, spry.
Santa Claus is humping my Dawn.
He’s making my miss-us. . .
Lecherous vice.
So now I find out: he’s naughty, not nice.
Santa Claus is pumping my Dawn.
I see him to her creeping;
Her clothes off he does take.
She blows him, then he shags her good—
“You’re so good,” she coos, “you rake!”
No!!
The lecher pulls out,
A lecherous guy.
His pecker is stout,
I’m guessing that’s why
Banging Claus she’s loving, my Dawn.
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got to do something about this
JAB - (With apologies to Cagney's 1939 film) Each Dawn I Die! ;D
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