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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Days Of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
On the first day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
A good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the second day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
"Eternal Love"
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the third day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love"
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the fourth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the fifth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the sixth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the seventh day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the eigth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Old "Maude's" and "Malcom's"
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the ninth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Swayze's, "Dirty Dancing"
Old "Maude's" and "Malcom's"
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the tenth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
The "Lords Of Flatbush"
Swayze's, "Dirty Dancing"
Old "Maude's" and "Malcom's"
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the eleventh day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Remake of "Pied Piper"
The "Lords Of Flatbush"
Swayze's, "Dirty Dancing"
Old "Maude's" and "Malcom's"
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the twelfth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee
Dvd of "Drumline"
Remake of "Pied Piper"
The "Lords Of Flatbush"
Swayze's, "Dirty Dancing"
Old "Maude's" and "Malcom's"
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
I watched on my teevee,
A good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the second day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
"Eternal Love"
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the third day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love"
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the fourth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the fifth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the sixth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the seventh day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the eigth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Old "Maude's" and "Malcom's"
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the ninth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Swayze's, "Dirty Dancing"
Old "Maude's" and "Malcom's"
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the tenth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
The "Lords Of Flatbush"
Swayze's, "Dirty Dancing"
Old "Maude's" and "Malcom's"
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the eleventh day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee,
Remake of "Pied Piper"
The "Lords Of Flatbush"
Swayze's, "Dirty Dancing"
Old "Maude's" and "Malcom's"
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
On the twelfth day of Christmas
I watched on my teevee
Dvd of "Drumline"
Remake of "Pied Piper"
The "Lords Of Flatbush"
Swayze's, "Dirty Dancing"
Old "Maude's" and "Malcom's"
"Black Swan" and "Glimmer"
Flick,"Grease" a-playing,
Bond's, "Gold-fing-er"
"Mall Cop" and "Nerds"
Three "Friends" ends,
"Eternal Love",
And a good old "Partridge Fam'ly"
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Incredible match-ups! On day 12, 24 hours might be too short to view all.
Like Barry said, great subs and match-ups. Very fun
The 12 days of watching Christmas watching Teavee, I mean Teevee (sorry, got Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in my mind lately, thinking of couch potato Mike Teavee!), LOL!! Wow, all those shows mentioned sure beats watching Christmas specials and sappy holiday chick flicks...uh oh, now I sound like Ebenezer Scrooge..well, speaking of which, I'm planning to watch "Scrooged" for the holidays...my fave Bill Murray flick. Well, tune in to Channel 555 for your entertainment.
Where is my brain? I forgot to mention that I enjoyed your parody and loved the "Goldfinger" motif and the play on "Partridge Family", which is a great show next to "The Brady Bunch". A "12 Days" parody very fitted and paced satire!
Thanks, Barry, Glenn, and Christie...Merry Christmas, all
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