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Song Parodies -> "I Whisk Eggs with Merry Briskness"
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Whisk Eggs with Merry Briskness"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I whisk eggs with merry briskness,
I whip eggs with merry briskness,
I whisk eggs to airy liftness—
A soufflé will appear.
Good bitings I’ll bring to you for din-din,
Good bitings, a whisked fress of the soufflé that’s near.
But nix on a figgy pudding,
My shtik isn’t figgy pudding,
No bliss from a figgy pudding
That is crumbly and sere.
So, just stow it into your tum,
Go and stow it into your tum,
Post-noshing-it, the time will come:
Chase it down with a beer.
These whisked eggs have prompted sickness ,
These whipped eggs have prompted ickness,
Up zip dregs of nosh, an ick mess. . .
Salmonella, I fear.
I whip eggs with merry briskness,
I whisk eggs to airy liftness—
A soufflé will appear.
Good bitings I’ll bring to you for din-din,
Good bitings, a whisked fress of the soufflé that’s near.
But nix on a figgy pudding,
My shtik isn’t figgy pudding,
No bliss from a figgy pudding
That is crumbly and sere.
So, just stow it into your tum,
Go and stow it into your tum,
Post-noshing-it, the time will come:
Chase it down with a beer.
These whisked eggs have prompted sickness ,
These whipped eggs have prompted ickness,
Up zip dregs of nosh, an ick mess. . .
Salmonella, I fear.
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