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Song Parodies -> "Twinkie, Twinkie, Bye Bye Star"

Original Song Title:

"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Twinkie, Twinkie, Bye Bye Star"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

CNN BAKING NEWS: A news clip stated that Twinkies will soon be discontinued.
Twinkie, Twinkie, bye bye Star
Soon to be no more, you are
You've been tasty for so long
Discontinued now is wrong
Twinkie, Twinkie, golden soft
You were great for snacking off

Many children you have fed
In lunch boxes painted red
Scrumptious little yellow mounds
Eating you would make no sounds
Twinkie, Twinkie, tongues are sad
Tasted good, but for us bad

In your Hostess cellophane
Calorie mountains teased the brain
No more Twinkies in our face
What can ever take your place?
Twinkie, Twinkie, your life's thru
So is our life..without you

Twinkie, Twinkie, bye bye Star
Soon to be no more, you are
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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.3
Total Votes: 14

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Porfle Popnecker - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
No more Twinkies? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Old Man Ribber - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
AFW - Maybe the Chinese will now make Hostess products...they make everything else. Fine writing. ;D
Rob Arndt - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
5s- Btw, Chocodiles are better ;-D
AFW - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Porfle, OMR, and Rob
Rebekah Dub - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm more of a chocolate cupcake girl, but I'll miss Hostess nonetheless. 5/5/5.
Andria - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
I will miss Hostess products (I always got a package of two raspberry/coconut Zingers in my sack lunch every day as a little girl until I was found to have a coconut intolerance, then Mom switched to Twinkies), but I rarely eat them or the competing Little Debbie items anymore. Nowadays it's cellophane-wrapped muffins, a doughnut, a personal coffeecake or a Mexican pastry from the Shell food mart down the street with a cup of coffee every morning, usually while driving to work. Excellent as always, and 5s.
Barry J. Mitchel - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Many other products have survived bankruptcy, and I'm confident Twinkies will. But they may not survive Michelle Obama and Michael Bloomberg. Meanwhile, keep serving us sweet parodies like this one, AFW!
AFW - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rebekah, yeah..I like those cupcakes, too...but, have you noticed the downsizing? they used to be twice as big...and thanks, Andria..doughnuts are my weakness, too...but, only the bakery fresh ones...and thanks, Barry...yup, somebody's always tryin' to keep us from our sugar..
Rebekah Dub - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
No problem! I noticed that there are packages of two cupcakes, don't see as many of the boxes... or have they always been that way?
LilCupCakes - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Sir, I haven't downsized . . . my cups are still B's .
AFW - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC...lol...
Storm the Albatross - April 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Go into a Caffine Fit lose your mind because all you can get is decafe coffee and its driving you totaly nuts
Mr Pheasent - June 17, 2020 - Report this comment
Coffee? One or Two Lumps?
Alpha Skua - October 19, 2020 - Report this comment
TWINKLE TWINKLE,OLD DEATH STAR,HOW I WISH I KNEW WHERE YOU ARE,I HAVE MY TOES IN THE SAND,AND YOU BLEW UP ALDERRAN
Bird of Paradise - January 19, 2023 - Report this comment
We used to have cat named Twinkie he was light orange Tabby Cat with kink on the tip of his tail

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