So, hatty boy, a pipe-swinger they’re calling
You. Glenda, Glen? I’m trying to decide.
You’re hanging long; of that there’s no denying.
But, Stu or Sue? Genders seem to collide.

Looks like a rack: those bumps that from your chest grow,
But what’s that dangling, hung there down below?
It isn’t clear if you’ve a beard shadow.
So, dangling boy, o’ mams deployed—a belle or beau?

I think you’re something like that person smiling
With mystery, as evinced by da Vinci.
Experts agree not if s/he ’s cove or piling—
In other words, could Mona a Moe be?

Moby Dick? Seek you out gynecology,
Or would a dong doc probe prostatically?
It is “shemale” denotes your morphology!
A wimple on your head, or perhaps a derby,
A dimpled chin like Douglas. . .dugs lass, double-D?