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Song Parodies -> "Cruel Days (Romney & Ryan, Republians)"

Original Song Title:

"School Days (Reading & Writing & 'Rithmetic)"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Cruel Days (Romney & Ryan, Republians)"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

During the 80+ days until US elections, the weather will go from hot to cool, but the political rhetoric will do the opposite, especially with the recent VP nominee.
Dueling cruel days, [1]
Fear emboldened rule ways. [2]
Romney and Ryan pan myth metrics. [3]
Shot to the moon is Fed's tricky fix. [4]
Blue are the Greens in Califo; [5]
Why do they bash cool fair duo?
'Cause true voters irate say "GOV Blue, go!"
DC's current couple's on skids. [6]

[1] The remaining campaign of exaggeration.
[2] Growing government regulation.
[3] Federal stats on unemployment, job and GDP growth. Accent last syllable.
[4] Artificially low interest rates, QE1, QE2 and Operation Twist.
[5] Optionally substitute "Queens in Chicago" with altered accent.
[6] President and VP.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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Meriadoc - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
"Blue are the greens in Califo" - great syllable matching! In fact great syllable matching all the way thru.
Brock O'Brahma - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
[5] I thought Queens was in New York ;)
Barry J. Mitchel - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Md & B.O'B: Thanks; maybe greens and queens shouldn't be capitalized.
I apologize to Republicans for omitting the "c" in my title. Who voted 5-5-4?
Real Men of Genius: Joe Biden - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
0bama: "Why'd I pick this dude?"
Rob Arndt - August 17, 2012 - Report this comment
555 for the parody and thanks for the OS that I just used as my next Fragment :)

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