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Song Parodies -> "Czech-Brewed Malt"

Original Song Title:

"Deck the Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Czech-Brewed Malt"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Czech-brew malt is good, by golly!
Glug-glug-glug. . . .

Drink some—you’ll be feeling jolly
Mug-mug-mug. . .

Tap we now the tasty barrel
Jug-jug-jug. . . .

Rolls foam down onto apparel
Suds-suds-suds. . . .

See the Belgian brew before us
Monks-monks-monks. . . .

Like the Harp? No, that would bore us
None!-none!-none!. . . .

Swallowing many a measure
Sum-sum-sum. . . .

Swinish belts sure give me pleasure
Yum!-yum!-yum!. . . .

IPA’s mighty delicious
Hops!-hops!-hops!. . .

Ale sopped up with yeast nutritious
Mop-mop-mop. . . .

Drink we boist’rous, brawl together
Punch!-punch!-punch!-punch!-punch!-punch! Slug!-slug!-slug!

We awake under the weather
Ugh!-ugh!-ugh!-ugh!-ugh! Hungover. Ugh!!




*alarm clock
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Susanna Viljanen - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
The parody you BREWed made me HOPping mad! Here is a 555 ml tankard of Budweiser Budvar for you!
Dave W. - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I presume in the morning there was a bowl to hug......I like your use of commas ....Another mug of brewskie will get rid of that hangover, maybe
Steve K. - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Waiter, bring this man a beer. No, make that 5 beers.
John Barry - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, and cheers!
Rob Arndt - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I Czeched this out- 555!!!
Lifeliver - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
The lighter ale of JB washes down those strong-spirited subs nicely..

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