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Song Parodies -> "Spare A-Rod And Spoil Baseball"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Spare A-Rod And Spoil Baseball"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, aka, A-Rod, has been hit with a 162-game suspension from arbitrator Fredric Horowitz, effectively ruling him out for the entire 2014 season. The suspension also covers the postseason. Rodriguez originally received a 211-game suspension from MLB in August due to his alleged ties to Biogenesis, an anti-aging clinic in South Florida which supplied performance-enhancing drugs. A number of high-profile players were suspended for their involvement in the scandal. Rodriguez received the biggest penalty of them all, allegedly for interfering with MLB’s investigation
Spare A-Rod and spoil baseball
Al deserves what he gets
No one earns free rides because of clout
Gamb'ling got Pete Rose forever called out..
Only clean and straight hits a home-run
And sails true over the wall
No, it's not right sparing A-Rod
It would spoil baseball..
Spare A-Rod and spoil baseball
All suspensions should stick
Guys who need needles to win the game
De-serve hanging in that Hall of Shame
Can't they play today, like Babe Ruth did,
Without a booster at all
No, it's not right sparing A-Rod
It would spoil baseball..
No, it's not right sparing A-Rod
It would spoil baseball..
Al deserves what he gets
No one earns free rides because of clout
Gamb'ling got Pete Rose forever called out..
Only clean and straight hits a home-run
And sails true over the wall
No, it's not right sparing A-Rod
It would spoil baseball..
Spare A-Rod and spoil baseball
All suspensions should stick
Guys who need needles to win the game
De-serve hanging in that Hall of Shame
Can't they play today, like Babe Ruth did,
Without a booster at all
No, it's not right sparing A-Rod
It would spoil baseball..
No, it's not right sparing A-Rod
It would spoil baseball..
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