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Song Parodies -> "Sweet-Bliss Food, a Cherry Blintz Fest"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet-Bliss Food, a Cherry Blintz Fest"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics


Sweet-bliss food, a cherry blintz fest
Sweet-bliss, ooh! a cherry blintz fest
Beats Miss Nude, a cherry blintz fest!
And a bagel with schmear

Good bitings, these things
Much cheese is crammed in
Good bitings, this blintz fest
And bialy with schmear

Now, nix on thick figgy pudding
No bliss is in figgy pudding
Yes, icky is figgy pudding
So please bring none in here!

If you should got out to get some
My furled fingers will abet thumb
Your fat face is gonna get numb
Be awash in tears

Good hiding I’ll bring
to you and your skin
Good hiding. . .a blitz fest. . .
a cauliflower ear

Me hits you with very big fists
Me hits you with heavy big fists
Met hits: you dip in a blintz mess
And a jammy you’s smeared

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Jonathan - December 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Sweet! Merry Christmas Man! 5's
John Lomain - December 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Yummy, Better than the original which I always thought was too lacking in lyrics variety. This had lots of it, 5's

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