Troll The Donald has no charm
Creep guy, sleaze guy oaf
His lack of charm: his open mouth
Creep guy, creep guy crows
With a “yuge! yuge” here
And a “yuge! yuge” there
He means “huge,” phonics stooge
Let’s be fair: a “yuge” stooge
Troll The Donald has no charm
Sleaze guy, creep guy blows

Troll The Donald has no charm
Creep guy, sleaze guy blows
He’s like this farm animal: pig
Deep-sty, deep-sty-rolls
We say, “Oy! Oy! clear
Outta here: repair!”
Here an “Oy!, there an “Oy!”
Everywhere an “Oy! Oy!”
Troll The Donald’s like a farm
Beast—sty-deep, sty-gross

Troll The Donald has no charm
Creep guy, grease guy oaf
He has no charm ’cause he’s a schmuck
Creep guy, sleaze guy schmoe
With a “Yak! Yak!” here
And a “Yak! Yak!” there
He’ll attack if you’re black
“Wetback slackers, get back!!”
Troll The Donald has no charm
Creep guy, creep guy blows

Troll The Donald has no charm
Sleaze guy, cheese guy schmoe
Perhaps the charm of ass of horse
Creep guy, creep guy oaf
With a “Bray! Bray!” here
And a “Bray! Bray!” there
He can bray a whole day
Yet got nothing to say.
Troll The Donald has no charm
Sleaze guy, please hie—blow!

Troll The Donald, is he charmed?
He vie, he try? No!
His bid’s nothing more than a scam
He ply sleaze lie blow
With a “Blah! Blah!” here
And a “Blah! Blah!” there
Here a “Blah!” there a “Blah!”
Everywhere a “Blah! Blah!”
Troll The Donald’s causes harm
GOP guys know

Troll The Donald’s causes harm
GOP guys know
Unlike John* harmed, he is a chicken
He fly? He yellow
Got a cluck-cluck fear
In a cluck-cluck lair
He’s a schmuck who goes “Cluck”
Yet me scared of duck’ed** schmuck

With a “Blah! Blah!” here
And a “Blah! Blah!” there
Here a “Blah!” there a “Blah!”
Let’s be fair: got nada!
With a “Bray! Bray!” here
And a “Bray! Bray!” there
Here a “Bray!” there a “Bray!”
When he blares: wasted day
With a “Yak! Yak!” here
And a “Yak! Yak!” there
Here a “Yak!” there a “Yak!”
Let’s be fair: a cracked wack.
We say, “Oy! Oy! clear
Outta here: repair!”
Here an “Oy!, there an “Oy!”
When he blares, no joy. “Oy!”
With a “yuge! yuge” here
And a “yuge! yuge” there
Here a “yuge,” there a “yuge”
Let’s be fair: a “yuge” douche
Troll The Donald has no charm
Screech guy, leech guy—blow!


*McCain
**ducktailed