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Song Parodies -> "The First Noel (amusing the bored baby king)"
Original Song Title:
"The First Noel"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The First Noel (amusing the bored baby king)"
Parody Written by:
YOIDY
The Lyrics
the first noel
was like the last noel
which was the same as all of the other noels
noel noel noel noel
bored is the king of Israel
the last noel
is when we all go to hell
because we failed to amuse
the king of israel
noel........
the 3rd noel
was when we tortured poor Nell
by dangling her over a dark 12 foot well
noel....
scorn is the king of Yis Ra Fel
the 4th noel
was when we brought back Norman Fell
So we could re-enact all scenes from
his Three's Company hell
noel....
Lord yawns the king of Israel
the 5th noel
that's when we do Tarzan yells
to crack up the dull baby of Is ra el
noel....
Unhappy sits the king of Yis Ra Fel
the 6th noel...
7th noel...
etc etc
now we are up to the 2003rd noel
ahem
the 2003rd noel
was like the 2002nd noel
which was the same as all of the other noels
noel noel noel noel
Still bored is the king of Is Ra El
was like the last noel
which was the same as all of the other noels
noel noel noel noel
bored is the king of Israel
the last noel
is when we all go to hell
because we failed to amuse
the king of israel
noel........
the 3rd noel
was when we tortured poor Nell
by dangling her over a dark 12 foot well
noel....
scorn is the king of Yis Ra Fel
the 4th noel
was when we brought back Norman Fell
So we could re-enact all scenes from
his Three's Company hell
noel....
Lord yawns the king of Israel
the 5th noel
that's when we do Tarzan yells
to crack up the dull baby of Is ra el
noel....
Unhappy sits the king of Yis Ra Fel
the 6th noel...
7th noel...
etc etc
now we are up to the 2003rd noel
ahem
the 2003rd noel
was like the 2002nd noel
which was the same as all of the other noels
noel noel noel noel
Still bored is the king of Is Ra El
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Hey, dude. Your song sucks in a very sacrilegious way!
I don't care what anyone else thinks; "Norman Fell" and "Three's Company Hell" is funny, dammit.
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