Bagels I have spurned for pie
’cause they’re relatively plain.
There’s a mound before my eye.
I will gorge and not abstain.

Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-orious.
It’s so swell to eat, so
glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-orious.
It’s so swell I’ll eat some mo’.

This one’s cherries jubilee;
the flavor is sweet and strong.
Next it’s chocolate mousse for me.
I have so much; it’s so wrong.

Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-orious.
It’s so swell to eat, though
gor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-orging does
make me swell peso netto.

Got a baking yen in me,
so girth burgeon’s amazing.
Too heavy to bend my knees
’cept to get oven blazing.

For-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ornaio:
It’s a swelt’ring heat. Whoa!
Scor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-orched, I roast
Big-gent swelled up man teats. Oh!!