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Song Parodies -> "Glow and Shine!"

Original Song Title:

"Auld Lang Syne"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Glow and Shine!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Should mold abeyance be what’s sought…
an ending of this slime.
Should mold abeyance be what’s brought…
and say to mold, goodbye.

To mold’s goodbye we cheer,
to mold’s goodbye,
to cleaning up this slimy mess.
Euw! mold, goodbye.

It oozes on the shower wall sides
and does not look so fine.
It’s easier to clean, though, than chimney soot—
when mold’s gone, tiles shine.

It grows after the shower’s stream
is not from walls/caulk dried.
And then it causes us remorse;
some folks have even cried.

Time to bring about its musty end—
that’s what I’ll do in due course.
I spray the stuff that’s greenish-pink
until the fungi’ve died.

I then sponge away this ugly sight,
to which I was once resigned.
I’ll no longer this slime abet:
Tiles glow and shine!

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