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Song Parodies -> "Twelve days of Broadband"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve days of Broadband"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Well, this one didn't get through first time round, so I've cut out one or two of the naughtier bits to keep it from whatfreaks... so you'll have to use your imagination, I'm afraid :-)
On the first day of broadband, I got some MPGs of a bird on the flying trapeze
On the second day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Two bouncing boobies
And a bird on the flying trapeze
On the third day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Three French letters
Two bouncing boobies, etc
On the fourth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Four knockout birds
Three French letters, etc
On the fifth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Five gorgeous teens
Four knockout birds, etc
On the sixth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Six girls a-laying
Five gorgeous teens, etc
On the seventh day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Seven gangs a-banging
Six girls a-laying, etc
On the eighth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Eight maids-a-bating
Seven gangs a-banging, etc
On the ninth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Nine "ladies" dancing
Eight maids-a-bating, etc
On the tenth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Ten lords a-licking
Nine "ladies" dancing, etc
On the eleventh day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Eleven pumpers pumping
Ten lords a-licking, etc
On the twelfth day of broadband, I got some MPGs
...but my fgmfmfmmff hard disk was full up and the computer crashed...
On the second day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Two bouncing boobies
And a bird on the flying trapeze
On the third day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Three French letters
Two bouncing boobies, etc
On the fourth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Four knockout birds
Three French letters, etc
On the fifth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Five gorgeous teens
Four knockout birds, etc
On the sixth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Six girls a-laying
Five gorgeous teens, etc
On the seventh day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Seven gangs a-banging
Six girls a-laying, etc
On the eighth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Eight maids-a-bating
Seven gangs a-banging, etc
On the ninth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Nine "ladies" dancing
Eight maids-a-bating, etc
On the tenth day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Ten lords a-licking
Nine "ladies" dancing, etc
On the eleventh day of broadband, I got some MPGs: Eleven pumpers pumping
Ten lords a-licking, etc
On the twelfth day of broadband, I got some MPGs
...but my fgmfmfmmff hard disk was full up and the computer crashed...
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Good one Phil.
hehehe
Haven't you heard, Phil? Chucky's going to let the website die out. When that happens, whatfreaks.com will be no more. I've have watered down to of my whatfreaks parodies and posted them here for Monday. That is, if they're accepted.
No more Whatfreaks? Damn; I swear I was just getting around to writing "Fistin' The Night Away"...Anyway "ten lords a-licking" made me laugh; great stuff.
Nice work Phil.
I can imagine what this said before you censored it. (Oh, can I ever.) The last line was my fave.
Good job. Especially the "twelfth."
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