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Song Parodies -> "Joint Movement Hurts"

Original Song Title:

"Joy to the World"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Joint Movement Hurts"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics


Joint movement hurts—they’re sore and numb.
This scourge is grief-making.
Nearly each part feels like it’s doomed.
I’m wretched and scored with things
that make my whole corpus sting.
It’s dreadful, I’m wretched…don’t want to sing.

Joint movement hurts; the pain’s insane…
the opposite of joy.
To the mantra “no pain, no gain”:
A digit I employ,
a digit I deploy.
The middle digit I deploy.

I need a tool to get it straight;
without help, it won’t budge.
I’m finding that pliers are best:
They raise it high above
the palm, like a steel glove.
And it then straight up I can shove.


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