Bagels we have spurned for pies,
although both are made from grain—
sometimes wheat and sometimes rye,
but the former are too plain.

Bo…..oring stuff are those rings of plain dough. [2x]

Pie’s like Cherries Jubilee—
sweet and savory and strong.
Screw the rules dietary!
With pie you cannot go wrong.

Glo…orious are those shells filled…love ’em so! [2x]

Nothing’s leavened in these treats:
Crust’s just butter, water (spring).
I cannot resist these eats
after oven’s opening.

Sto…re ’em in my gut, till I’m filled and close to bloat.

French say, “Manger!” when they’ve bade
you to eat, increase your girth.
Grab a knife and use the blade;
cut a slice—half a pie’s worth!

Go…rge till you bust. Then start rolling more pie dough.