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Song Parodies -> "Worse Are These Rhymes 1"
Original Song Title:
"Nursery Rhymes"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Worse Are These Rhymes 1"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Dribble, Dribble Plumbing
Dribble, dribble plumbing—
turn pump on:
Get the wetness first sec, then gone.
Though leak’s stopped,
my shoe’s sopped.
Bigger dribbles coming;
five more spawned.
Tame Little Dribble
Tame little dribble
or as they say, “Shit’ll
hit the fan”: and hit it soon.
Floor sopped, you won’t laugh
at the outpour.
You might slip as you scram through the room
Orgy Gorgy
Orgy gorgy, the plumbing guy
rings the bell, lone wife says, “Hi!”
He enters house and her; they
orgy-gorge throughout the day.
Dribble, dribble plumbing—
turn pump on:
Get the wetness first sec, then gone.
Though leak’s stopped,
my shoe’s sopped.
Bigger dribbles coming;
five more spawned.
Tame Little Dribble
Tame little dribble
or as they say, “Shit’ll
hit the fan”: and hit it soon.
Floor sopped, you won’t laugh
at the outpour.
You might slip as you scram through the room
Orgy Gorgy
Orgy gorgy, the plumbing guy
rings the bell, lone wife says, “Hi!”
He enters house and her; they
orgy-gorge throughout the day.
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