-> "What Do We Do with the Drug-Kings Sacklers?"
Original Song Title:
"What Do We Do with a Drunken Sailor?"
Parody Song Title:
"What Do We Do with the Drug-Kings Sacklers?"
The Lyrics
What do we do with the drugging Sacklers.
What do we do with the drug-king Sacklers.
What do we do with the snuffing Sacklers.
Not much more than a warning
Sackler swag numbers rising,
Kept Mammon numbers rising,
kept addict numbers rising.
Addiction suborning.
Paid off the pols to stay in their favor,
paid FDA to stay in their favor,
paid off judges to stay in their favor.
Perjury-suborning.
Kept the gelt numbers rising,
kept the pelf numbers rising,
kept the death numbers rising.
Overdose suborning.
Sold way-high doses over and over,
sold way-too-high doses; then it’s over,
morticians filled holes over and over.
Overdose suborning.
Kept numbers of pay rising
and kept the payoffs rising.
Kept number of graves rising.
Ossuaries forming.
When they needed judges, they went out and bought ’em,
when they needed crooked pols, they simply bought ’em,
when they needed FDA’s blessing, they bought it.
Bribery suborning.
Cooked the books and spent lots to skirt hot water.
They now have to pay something for slaughter
Throw ’em in the pen, that is what we oughta
For their cartel whoring.
While the death count was rising,
Sackler profits were rising.
Why not prison-residing
is this scourge drug-whoring?
Sacklers have done in thousands wasted,
didn’t kill with weapons such as AKs,
slap on the wrist is beyond crazy.
Tens of thousands mourning.
Worse than the cartels are drug-king Sacklers.
In fact, they are a drug cartel the Sacklers.
So what should be done with the snuff-kids Sacklers
who kept death stats soaring?
Odious and noxious—
OD ’em with Oxies.
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