-> "Ohms in the Range"
Original Song Title:
"Home on the Range"
Parody Song Title:
"Ohms in the Range"
The Lyrics
Ohms in the Range
Oh give me some ohms
To boil buffalo bones
To broil deer that once cantered, loped, played.
Make well-done that bird,
While the bernaise is stirred.
Electric stoves make chowder OK.
CHORUS
Ohms, ohms in the range
Cook the deer that once cantered, loped, played.
Make well-done that bird,
While the bernaise is stirred�
Turn that 'lectric stove up all the way.
Oh that oven light, it is burning so bright,
But if it breaks, it might tend to spark.
So don't hit it sideways when you check that ham glaze
In which cloves have made their dimple marks.
CHORUS
I'm making hare en beurre; it isn't fat-free
Balsam vinegar gives it some bite.
It's got no starch exchange; that's for food from the grange.
It's a rabbity, Atkinsy sight.
CHORUS
Gotta get out the flour, to make roux with the power
Of electrons flowing in a stream
Through wires and cables; now let's set the table.
Sit before you graze on those greens!
CHORUS
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