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Song Parodies -> "Orally"
Original Song Title:
"Aura Lee"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Orally"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
With his sack stirred lingually, teethed, it billows free.
Tapped his pipe—up it did spring; lingam, orally.
Orally, orally, maid with throated flair.
Gumline came past glotally and swallows ven'ry ware.
In her cheeks, it grows like corn. 'Twas oozing when she choked.
Her incisors could have torn—this glottal spender, croaked.
Orally, orally, maid with throated flair.
Gumline came past glotally and swallows ven'ry ware.
It parts her uvular ring, about 10 cc's.
Makes for no paternity, deeply, orally.
Orally, orally, maid with throated flair.
Gumline came past glotally and swallows ven'ry ware.
Orally, the burp may free the spilled "O" from a pair.
That trickles and then accretes from knowing ven'ry fare.
Orally, orally maid with throated flair.
Gumline came past glotally and swallows ven'ry ware.
She blue homophonically and made spewage depart.
As it retreats, orally, it runs right down the dart.
Tapped his pipe—up it did spring; lingam, orally.
Orally, orally, maid with throated flair.
Gumline came past glotally and swallows ven'ry ware.
In her cheeks, it grows like corn. 'Twas oozing when she choked.
Her incisors could have torn—this glottal spender, croaked.
Orally, orally, maid with throated flair.
Gumline came past glotally and swallows ven'ry ware.
It parts her uvular ring, about 10 cc's.
Makes for no paternity, deeply, orally.
Orally, orally, maid with throated flair.
Gumline came past glotally and swallows ven'ry ware.
Orally, the burp may free the spilled "O" from a pair.
That trickles and then accretes from knowing ven'ry fare.
Orally, orally maid with throated flair.
Gumline came past glotally and swallows ven'ry ware.
She blue homophonically and made spewage depart.
As it retreats, orally, it runs right down the dart.
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This wonderfully silly parody has me confused now.....are we on AmiFreaks or WhatRight? Wherever we are, this is a clever write!
I've always hated the OS, so this is especially funny, and very poetic!
A famous verse from Allen Sherman goes "When you go to take vaccine, take it orally, as you know the other way, is more painfully"
Thanks, thanks , thanks. Don't know how this one got by.
I first heard this on a trail ride on the central coast of California. Classic shtick for wealthy ranchers partying once a year. You know who you are.
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