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Song Parodies -> "Swing Ho, Sweet Clarisette"

Original Song Title:

"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Swing Ho, Sweet Clarisette"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Swing Ho, Sweet clarisette
Twenty for to come with me home

Cruisin' round the project,
Hearin' hustlers say,
Twenty for to come with me home
For crack head angels,
That's how much ya' pay
Twenty for to come with me home

Vice cops come by,
Step back and hide
Twenty for to come with me home
Pay ten up front,
Ten more when tried
Twenty for to come with me home

Swing Ho, Sweet Clarisette
Twenty for to come with me home

I got my needs,
You got yours, too
Twenty for to come with me home
Ain't always nice,
Things folks must do
Twenty for to come with me home
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 11

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Royce Miller - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Well this is a departure from the original song; you pulled it off pretty well, even so.
AFW - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce
Serafina - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Royce; this one was pretty good. I'm giving it a 5-4-4, though.
AFW - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks-thank-thank- to Serafina..
Meriadoc - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting....
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
loved the "twenty for to come with me home" line...
Johnny D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Have you ever been----er, never mind. 5's
AFW - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc, Alvin, and Johnny D....You mean, a pimp.. or a John?...No, John... but I watch, the TV show, "Cops" a lot, and then just call on my good old writer's imagination!

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