Bed's too tight,
Ain't no head room
Kitchen's right
In the bedroom
Retirement home
Designed for a gnome,
Wintering In A Walker Wonderland

Flatulence
It's abundant
Bathe each day,
How redundant..
Just sit on our ends,
And dirty Depends,
Wintering In A Walker Wonderland

The gal next door has Osteoporosis
She might fall for me
If there's a chance..
Hope she won't think I'm being too precocious
By asking her to that St. Vitus Dance..

Past the prime,
"Eighty Seven"
Doin' time
In Pre-Heaven
Just face each new day,
The enema way,
Wintering in A Walker Wonderland

When we croak, they'll toss us on a gurney
Cremation or a funeral, who cares which?
Thank God, our kid's have power of attorney
So, their inheritance can make'em rich..

So, it goes,
Life's a cycle
Same for Rose,
As for Michael..
One day they'll be here
When wrinkles appear
Wintering In A Walker Wonderland