So gripped, me alone,
Where I ruffle a bone,
'Cause my dear with her aunt's loped away.
My smelldom deterred
Her kiss-urging, deferred.
She said, "Guy, fart not! Shower, OK?!"

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Home alone, I range,
'Cause my dear with her aunt's, loped away.
My swelldom I've stirred
With dick-upsurging words
That I buy from hot, pouty call dame.

I give me a hand; ware from excited gland
Flows, leaving me, in a stream.
And the grateful white wad goes climbing upward
Like that made in a nocturnal dream.

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No soften at night; it's still levered upright,
And my right hand a-jittering starts.
Then my wood it has grazed; with palsy it's crazed.
The engorgy then seeds my new shorts.

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