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Song Parodies -> "I'm a DD-Cup"
Original Song Title:
"I'm A Little Teapot"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I'm a DD-Cup"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
I'm a double-D cup, large and round
Good flotation, I won't drown
See the boys's chins drop to the ground
(As I) lift 'em up and drop 'em down
I'm a double-D cup, I'll announce
They're two stone if they're an ounce
When I get all dressed up, I can flounce
Holy moly! Watch 'em bounce.
I'm a double-D cup, yes I am
But I'm not the height of fashion glam
Maybe lose some weight? Now, that's a plan:
'Specially 'cause I'm a man
Good flotation, I won't drown
See the boys's chins drop to the ground
(As I) lift 'em up and drop 'em down
I'm a double-D cup, I'll announce
They're two stone if they're an ounce
When I get all dressed up, I can flounce
Holy moly! Watch 'em bounce.
I'm a double-D cup, yes I am
But I'm not the height of fashion glam
Maybe lose some weight? Now, that's a plan:
'Specially 'cause I'm a man
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Speechless. A truly flawless parody
Shag-a-bag-a-licious.
And what do you call DD cups? Tanks for the mammaries.
Short and sweet!
Great last line.
This is funny ESPECIALLY the last line. Like.....nevermind, that would get deleted in about 15 minutes. :)
love the twist at the end...5s
You win for the best (worst?) mental imagery ever in any parody. Congratulations!
Somebody get that boy a bro!
:-) Thanks, all - I kind of liked the sting in the tail, too.
Pacing was off a bit but the funny sure wasn't...455
second verse won me - lovely work Phil - 555
555 millilitres' B-cup from me. Gynaecomasty can be genetic as well, not just overweight; some chromosomal disorders, like Klinefelter's, cause boys to grow breasts.
Nice fun parody. 555
Great parody. I'm DD myself and definitely not a man! Love the surprise ending.
The last line snapped like a worn out wonderbra. :-)
some good
Some call a Doctor the little tea pots broken its spout if we can find a doctor who still makes house calls otherwise its the emergency room
That remains to be seen weather you can continue to be a little tea-pot of a total loon
All right little Tea Pot which side is the handle and which side is the spout?
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