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Song Parodies -> "Stop, Please, Vin Diesel!"
Original Song Title:
"Pop Goes the Weasel"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Stop, Please, Vin Diesel!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
He abounds in Hollywood dreck,
A monkey named Vin Diesel.
Monkey makes money by the ton,
Stop, please, Vin Diesel!
There's plenty of film spools wasted,
Spent on his latest sequel.
Still, people their money blow,
Watching Vin Diesel.
For one flick, he got Disney –nice
And made some kiddie treacle.
Studios should heed advice:
Stop, please, Vin Diesel!
His career has had two good roles,
But neither's very recent.
Can he dig out of the schlock hole. . .
Do something decent?
Vin, he mumbles most of his lines,
He's not Stanislavskiful.
I wish dialog he'd sign.
Stop, please, Vin Diesel!
A monkey named Vin Diesel.
Monkey makes money by the ton,
Stop, please, Vin Diesel!
There's plenty of film spools wasted,
Spent on his latest sequel.
Still, people their money blow,
Watching Vin Diesel.
For one flick, he got Disney –nice
And made some kiddie treacle.
Studios should heed advice:
Stop, please, Vin Diesel!
His career has had two good roles,
But neither's very recent.
Can he dig out of the schlock hole. . .
Do something decent?
Vin, he mumbles most of his lines,
He's not Stanislavskiful.
I wish dialog he'd sign.
Stop, please, Vin Diesel!
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John, I'm surprised at you! Vin is one of the BEST actors to come out of Hollywood in years! LOL 555
lol..5s
I can't vote for fear of showing bias...but you COULD have just announced to the world that you wanted to declare war with Arwen...you didn't have to put so much work into it...=)
Ha, I L'd out L at this John - nicely shafted - 555
Fives for 'Stanislavski-ful' alone. Impressive rhymes throughout. Great concept, skillfully executed.
SHAME ON YOU, MR. BARRY!! (pssst, John...this was great. Don't tell Arwen I gave you 5s...)
LOL on this John. 5s.
I agree...John...Maybe Diesel should switch over to gasoline...funny lines..
Thanks, everyone, for the comments and votes.
Good work, john.
535. to dis Vin Deisal is unacceptable and so isn't thaT FUNNY
Vin Diesel is to Arnold Schwarzenegger as Arnold is to John Wayne, as Wayne was to Ted Williams. I should give you two fives, one you earned and another to offset the torching Her Royal Elfness was gonna give you.
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