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Song Parodies -> "Ankles Seen 'Cause Skirts Gone High"
Original Song Title:
"Angels We Have Heard on High"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Ankles Seen 'Cause Skirts Gone High"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Ankles seen 'cause skirts gone high
Discreet Victorians pained.
"Can't be mountin' those hems, fie!"
Detectors of hose declaim:
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, dames, oh,
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, say no."
Stunned when brevihems they see
Stymied mirth when ankles swing.
Stunned some more if they see knee
"Vice and porn, this lewd showing!"
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, dames, oh,
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, say no."
Think the Vics. didn't get laid?
Check "The Pearl" on idle days.
By today's standards it's staid
Butt [sic] they really loved bum flays.
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, dames, oh,
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, say no."
Discreet Victorians pained.
"Can't be mountin' those hems, fie!"
Detectors of hose declaim:
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, dames, oh,
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, say no."
Stunned when brevihems they see
Stymied mirth when ankles swing.
Stunned some more if they see knee
"Vice and porn, this lewd showing!"
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, dames, oh,
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, say no."
Think the Vics. didn't get laid?
Check "The Pearl" on idle days.
By today's standards it's staid
Butt [sic] they really loved bum flays.
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, dames, oh,
"Whor-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-or-ores be ya,
Skin repels us, say no."
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