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Song Parodies -> "Oh Tanning Balm"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Tannenbaum"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Tanning Balm"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Oh tanning balm, oh tanning balm
you know you're really somethin'
Oh tanning balm, oh tanning balm
I'm looking like a pumpkin
I have an artificial glow
A human jack-o-lantern, no?
Oh tanning balm, oh tanning balm
I'm orange just like a pumpkin

Oh tanning balm, oh tanning balm
I miss my normal color
Oh tanning balm, oh tanning balm
Even if it was duller
I guess you're gonna fade with time
I hope I won't look like a lime
Oh tanning balm, oh tanning balm
I miss my normal color

Oh tanning balm oh tanning balm
You make me look unnatural
Oh tanning balm oh tanning balm
And that's not satisfactual
I miss the shade I used to be
Cause that one looked the best on me
Oh tanning balm, oh tanning balm
I'd rather tan more gradual
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Steve K. - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I give you an SPF of 15, in three doses of 5.
AFW - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun without the sun...fives
John Barry - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Pardon the shameless plug, Royce: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/christmascarol18.shtml Now on to more important matters, like 5s for this balmy song.
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
clever concept...5s
Phil Alexander - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderful, Royce :-)
Peter Andersson - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Kind of an arwenesk parody here, came as a bit of a surprise, but colourfull nevertheless! :-)
Royce Miller - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
John B--yeah, I'm not surprised there was another very similar title, and I'm not surprised that it's yours. There are so many variations of how people posted this, some posting as a Christmas carol, and some traditional, etc, and the title also varies, so I felt sure I had missed something somewhere.

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