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Song Parodies -> "Drunk, Santa's Soused, Crocked"

Original Song Title:

"Up on the Housetop"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Drunk, Santa's Soused, Crocked"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Drunk, Santa's soused, crocked. Through his jaws,
He poured white port without pause.
Probably polished off a carboy.*
He has got liquid courage and joy.

"Ho, ho ho!" See Santa go,
Go through whole case of Bordeaux-eaux.
Drunk, Santa's soused, crocked. Drink, drink, drink!
Until he sees reindeer that are pink.

Off to the bar, where he hits the well
Drinks. "Another round!" he'll yell.
"I'm sittin' here feelin' mighty dry,
Set me up now, or I'll punch your eye!"

"Ho, ho ho!" Santa should go,
Go, go, go on the booze slo-ow.
Drunk, Santa's soused, crocked. Drink, drink, drink!
Bellicose thoughts he's startin' to think.

After he's finished, he gets the bill.
It's very big; many drinks he'd swilled.
He gets enraged, goes on the attack,
Gives the barkeep an ocular smack.

"Oh, oh, oh!" barkeep does moan,
Goes, goes, goes, guy to the pho-one:
9-1-1; barkeep blinks, blinks, blinks--
Cops come and throw Santa in the clink.


*a large container for liquids

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carol - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(snorts with laughter) guess the old coot won't be delivering presents this year! 5's
alvin rhodes - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
and you thought it was rudolph that had the red nose
Rick C - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Gets nip-py in the North Pole, eh? 555
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Three 5ths of booze, very good.
John Barry - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Carol, Alvin, Rick, Stephen.
Larry Hensley - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
More funny stuff
Boozehound - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Hic!

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